Full Campaign Statement
One Policy
One Promise
Legally Binding
General Election 2010: I Will Resign As Soon As I Am Elected
A Vote For "Zero None Of The Above" Is
A Vote To Say No
A Vote To Send No Candidate To Parliament....Not Even Zero!!!
A Vote To Cause Real Change
If Everyone Stopped Buying Tea Overnight Tetley Would Find Another Product To Sell
Exercise Your Right To Say No: Vote For "Zero None Of The Above"
I am going to change my name by deed poll to "zero none of the above" and stand in the next general election
i am doing this solely because i want to see a "none of the above" box on the ballot paper
i have only one single Legally Binding Election Promise, that i guarantee to carry out
i will resign as soon as i am elected.
This Legally Binding Election Promise is my bond. I want you to take me to court if i do not fulfil it.
You have the right to say "no"
resigning ensures that none of the candidates on the ballot paper, myself included, is elected to parliament
so your "zero none of the above" vote really is a vote for "none of the above", not even me.
People have died to give us the right to vote: now there is no excuse not to use it.
resigning will force a bye election
and i will then run again in that bye election with another single Legally Binding Election Promise that again i guarantee to carry out
while claiming every single penny that i can in MP's expenses, i will pay myself only half the average UK national wage, and donate all the rest of the money i earn and claim, to the NHS...........
just getting on the first ballot paper as "zero none of the above" means mission accomplished and will prove whether there is a genuine desire by the british public to have a "none of the above box" on the ballot paper, as a way of voicing their discontentment and/or disillusionment with the current political system and/or political parties.
as well as showing the power
of any individual to change things
Mr N O T A Zero
Campaign Slogan
Just Say No: Vote For "Zero None Of The Above"
You Have The Right To Say No: Vote For "Zero None Of The Above"
People have died to give us the right to vote: Now there is no excuse not to use it.
Does Anyone Go?... You Decide
If you are going to waste your vote: waste it on "Zero None Of The Above"
If you don't want to vote for anyone: vote for "Zero None Of The Above"
If everyone stopped buying tea overnight tetley would find another product to sell
Campaign Video
2 minutes long
Campaign Song
parental advisory lyrics be warned "things can only get better" it aint (!)
Campaign posters
coming soon
Campaign Policies
seeing as I will be resigning as soon as elected i do not need any policies.
however these are policies i would like to see other parties adopt
this list may grow as i get more ideas during the campaign
1. all MP's to claim every single penny that they can in expenses, but only pay themselves half the average uk weekly wage, and donate all the rest of the money they claim and earn, to the NHS...........
2. to cancel the nuclear arms budget, and get simon cowell to release a charity single to raise the funds instead
3. grant interest free loans to anyone who wants to start a fun revolution "positive capitalism" business.
4. Africa to declare itself bankrupt. Then there will be no debt to drop.